Dorian's default sleeping position can best be described as, "diagonal." Left to his own devices, he will lie across the bed in such a way that no other human may occupy it, with all ends of the blanket tucked under him like a snuggly burrito.
Such is how I found him last night when I came to bed, myself.
"Hey, honey, scoot over."
"Mmmmg."
(Gently) "Dorian, could you scoot over, please?"
"Mmmmg!"
"Dorian..."
(Dorian says something incomprehensible in what I think was Russian.)
"Dorian, are you awake?"
"I am...good enough for the pine!"
I just came across your blog from Noa's blog. It's a darn good thing you just started it last month because I couldn't stop reading, but I have tears streaming down my face and I need my inhaler from laughing so hard! I hope I didn't wake the neighbor!
ReplyDelete