Saturday, September 29, 2012


"That cat's a dick. We were cuddling, and suddenly, he was all like, 'no, I'm done, I don't want to be here!' and I was like, 'Coldplay.'"

"I'm like the goddamn Liberace of campaign finance reform."

"Fuckin' right, I love Wisconsin! It's the greatest union in the goddamn state!"

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