Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Sand Fart

"Seven hours in a suit shop, boring as hell. But you guys think it's hilarious because all you hear is 'sand fart.'"

(Disappointed sigh.) "I have never been so sad to wake up without a tricycle."

Me: "You called me a Nazi!":
Dorian: "No, I didn't. That was Tony. SUPLEX!"
(Rolls over, drives his elbow into my pillow.)

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