Sandwiches

Dorian was particularly active last night, having fallen asleep while watching a movie.

(A movie character knocks on a door, Dorian halfway wakes at the sound.)
"Mmmf? Who's there? I'm not putting pants back on!"

"...You should end the debate forever."
"What debate?"
"Which mint is better...tea or honey..."


Me: "I love you."
Dorian: "I moo, too."

(This happened in the midst of some very loud snoring.)
 "ZZZZZZZZZ...Sandwiches...ZZZZZZZ."