The road to freedom has been laid out to us by Lenin and great Stalin is leading us on it

"Huge deposits of gravel...bastards."

(K'lar is the name of our local Dagorhir realm.)
*Dorian begins humming something in his sleep. He wakes up.*
"I had a nightmare. K'lar was a front for the communist party."
"What?"
"K'lar was a front for Nikita Krushchev. I had to sing the Soviet National Anthem."