There's so much going on here, I don't know where to begin.

"Living with the bagpipes is only necessary when you're going to live. When you're gonna die, it's a whole different thing..."
(Dorian mumbles incoherently for a bit)
"I'm awake!"
(He mumbles again)
"Stay in the TARDIS, they're outside."
(More mumbling)
"Stay in there with the Jewish Mumakill...Adom, don't go outside...
(He wakes himself up.)
"Uh? Were you having a Doctor Who dream?"
Me: "No, you were."
"No, I was in China." (He falls back to sleep) "I am a hero of the revolution...we'll get those Japanese."