Bedstapo

"C'mon, Dorian, let's go to bed."
"I already did seven times! And you keep doing the stuff with the thing that I hate and tell the fish to turn the light off!"

"C'mon."
"I'm doing."
"...C'mon."
"I did!"

"I'm going. Bedstapo."


And then he bolted from the couch, waving his arms. "I'm going! Ok! Go!"