Concerning Pants

Dorian, Jim, Matt, and myself were watching Doctor Who and Dorian fell asleep.

"Zzzz...zzz...zzz...Rassilon's a dick!...zzz...zzz..."

"Sweetie, time for you to go to bed."
"I did."
"No, you're on the couch."
"Nope, in bed. Proof." (Grabs my forehead) "Rabbit ears."
"Sweetie, c'mon--"
(Pokes my forehead repeatedly.) "Mute button...mute button."

"Dorian--"
"Change the channel! Why is he so ugly?!" (Pokes my face again.)

"You're not in bed, love. You're on the couch."
"Nope. Pants."
"Exactly. Do you ever wear your pants to bed?"
"Hmm. Nope."
(Dorian begins taking off his pants. Alarmed, Matt launches himself to the other side of the couch.)