Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Huh?

"When I try to make a fully peaceful and a completely war society, the war city will be on a timer...so it's like as soon as the region grows, the army automatically...what you have to understand is that it's very...did you get that taken care of, already, or is there more?"

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Tastes Like Chicken

"Cockatrices!...The whole basement is full of cockatrices. What should we do?...Jim!...JIM!.. (literally shouting) .JIM!...Yeah,  they would taste like chicken...Barbeque sauce? No, need some Tapatio...We're out? Ok, yeah, I guess we could use barbeque sauce...What kind?...No, that's no good...No...Jim, your taste in barbeque sauce is...No...What, a rake? What is this shit, Harvest Moon?"

(Us, in bed, snuggling. Dorian has fallen asleep. I cough, very quietly.)
Dorian: "Shh."
(A few minutes go by. I cough again.)
Dorian: "Mmf. Shh! That's two."