(Dorian and I play a lot of Minecraft. This is often reflected in his dreams.)
"'Creeper' is Danish for 'get the fuck off my lawn.'"
(I hear him call from the other room while I check to see if it's a snow day.) "Yes, love?" "Hmm?" "You called for me."
"No, I said the band is called the FLYING JUAREZES, with all the
coffee. And we have to drink it all 'cause the fridge doesn't work." "...Ok."