"No, Keebler, you're not a Moose Elf. Those guys fuck trees. We keep it classy in this bitch."
Last night, Dorian woke up suddenly.
"Zzz--snort! Whuh? What? Dammit, I slept through the entire Trojan war."
While Dorian and Jim were playing Black Ops the other day:
Jim: "The scientific method is crucial to my lovemaking technique. You can laugh, but I'm totally serious. It gets results."
Jim: "I'm going to be all over you. Like my glorious, glorious handjobs."
Dorian: "Shut the fuck up."