Monday, October 22, 2012

The Sound of Confusion

"It's like the extender where you put six to forty inches on your penis, but when you get close to it, it looks fake. That's why we're sticking to the picture. Agreed?"
"Uh...agreed."
"Right. Because then you can take it to the chameleon and the ostrich and they can get it tested. But be careful, they don't like singing. And you can't tell Adom because he doesn't want to pick Edelweiss in the mountains 'cause it's too cold there..too many nuns...zzz...WAIT! Don't go with them, they're bad."
"Ok, I won't go."
"They have banjos."

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