I hope it's not "effecting" his dreams. Earth has no defense against aliens armed with statistics. --Theren R., on Nightmares.
Yanno, I spent a good ten minutes this morning debating if it was "affect" or "effect," then gave up because I had to get to work, and I knew, KNEW that if I got it wrong, you'd find some way of correcting me.
Dorian would like me to tell everyone that he, "doesn't trust the grammar judgements of anyone who drinks Moscato by choice."