Saturday, August 18, 2012


"I'm like a Navy SEAL underwear god. In the Bellagio."

(I sneeze)
"All stem cells were like, directly, "No!" But all the people were like, "Kiss!"

"Hmmph! Cholesterol. Bullshit."

"I'd start in the aquarium. 'Cause that's where it always begins."

"It's not working out as bad as I'd thought. Fish are great for climbing."

"I had my whole adventure for sexy time with you. We climbed mountains...and other stuff I can't remember...we flew a biplane!"

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