I'll admit, the first one made me nervous.

"Heh, heheh, heh, heh. Bastard."

"Uh-huh. Yeah. So when you gonna be the trash hinge?"

"Wanna go to bed, babe?"
"I already did...go...to...bed."
"You're on the couch, babe."
"I'm taking a break."

"Wanna go to bed?"
"What, sweet?"
"Wanna go to bed."
"I'm already bedding!"