Monday, June 11, 2012

Last night's theme was, apparently, "scare the bejeezus out of the fiancee."

"Zzz...Just don't think about what will happen if we're arrested...."

I imagine that comment was what caused me to have dreams about a few years ago when I was working as a security guard. So there I was, sound asleep, thinking I was walking alone through a parking ramp, when Dorian shouts...

"KNIFE!"
I wake up and look around, confused as to where I am. "Ahhh!"
Dorian wakes up. "Hnuh? Sweetie? What's wrong?"
"Uh..." I realize what has happened. "Dammit. Go back to sleep."
Dorian was puzzled, to say the least.

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