(Dorian wakes up)
Dorian: "Right?"
Me: "Huh?"
Dorian: "...I wasn't talking out loud through any of that, was I?"
Me: "Nope."
Dorian: "Damn, that was a fucking long speech."
Dorian: "What, she is? How'd she do that?"
Me: "Mm?"
Dorian: "...Huh. Guess not."
Me: "What?"
Dorian: "You just said your mom is a Mason."
Me: "No, I really did not."
Dorian: "I love you."
Me: "I love you, too."
Dorian: "I'm sorry."
Me: "You're fine."
Dorian: "Nooooooo I'm nooooot."
"What's the cheese doing? You have to get some. Nothing like it. Simple."
And finally, wisdom from his dream: "A sandwich is the most important food for blocking a bullet."
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