Friday, June 15, 2012

Musical Complaints

I have a very cheery tune as my alarm on my phone. The alarm goes off.
"Ugh, devil music! This is why you shouldn't go to metal shows."

I open my laptop and start up Firefox. Dorian had been playing a flash game previously, and I didn't realize the volume was on high, so some fairly obnoxious music started blasting out of my computer right away.
"What the fuck was that?"
"That was your game loading up."
"My game, fuck it, no, get rid of it! Erase it from this earth! Throw the developers in hell and beat them with armadillos. (He pantomimes what an armadillo beating might look like) Yeah...that'll show them."
(Minutes pass)
"I'm sorry, are you okay?"
"You didn't have to kill them."
"They're fine."
"Too bad."

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