I copied this from my Facebook status last night. The quotes are approximate; I'd already been buzzed at that point. Dorian was, of course, not sleeping, but I thought it amusing enough to be appropriate to share here.
*Moving the last of Dorian's stuff out of his old apartment* "Mind if I check the cabinets, make sure you got everything?" "I double and triple checked everything." "Still, mind if I do a once-over?" "I checked all the cabinets." (Later, as I check the bathroom closet) "I got everything. If there's anything left, I don't want it. I double and triple checked all the cabinets and closets."
(Later, as I look into a cabinet...)
"Hey, a bottle of tequila!" "...Dammit."
I am now getting drunk 1800 Silver, the bottle of which I have claimed for my own. Because he clearly didn't want it.