Found this one scribbled down in my gaming notebook. It's from a while ago--actually, it may be from the period of time in which we were Not Dating, but still spending all of our time together.
(The scene: Dorian has fallen asleep on the couch after D&D. I try to take off his glasses for him. He moans in protest and bats my hand away, but does not wake up.)
"Would you like me to take your glasses for you?"
"No. I need them."
"You're going to sleep, right?"
"Then why would you need your glasses?"
"To see my dreams."
Dorian informs me that he was not asleep, just irritated with me and not opening his eyes.