"Someone's knocking at the door."
"No, there isn't."
"Yes, they are."
"No one's there, sweetie, you're dreaming."
"No, I'm not. Go see."
(I sigh, and go and confirm there's no one at the door. I also notice it's unlocked.)
"No one's there. And you forgot to lock up last night."
"Well, sure, because the refrigerator's good."
"Make one big one! Put all the pillows in one geese...you can't have one."
"Okay, I'm up! You don't have to keep kicking me."
(From the other side of the room.) "Sweetie, I'm over here."
"Oh. I'm sorry."
"Mmm. Duck pillow."
Perhaps someone can help Dorian out with this. This is from his Facebook this morning: