This morning, Dorian sang in his sleep. Several minutes passed as I listened to him hum and mumble, trying unsuccessfully to identify the tune. Finally, I asked him.
"What are you singing?"
Without waking, he responded, "'I'm Going to Stab Arthur in the Face With a Pen.' It's a song I wrote."
"It's not a wallaby convention, this isn't Rocko's Modern Life...Harry Potter and the Wallaby Stone...Voldemort was really disappointed, lost interest quickly."